Ive lost breath. Im dying and spinning into a void.
eyebrow game: dangerous
the price of a popcorn and soda at target: $1.99
the price of a popcorn and soda at the movies: an entire month’s rent and your first born child
*gets changed right in front of the window because i love to give back to the community*
If you send me long texts to wake up to, you’ll have my heart
"AGATHA PRENDERGHAST OF HIS MAJESTY’S PROVINCE OF MASSACHUSETTS, ON THIS DAY, YOU HAVE BEEN ARRAIGNED FOR CRIMES OF WITCHCRAFT. WITNESSED BY THOSE WHOSE TESTIMONIES HAVE BEEN HEARD. YOU HAVE, BY THIS COURT, BEEN FOUND GUILTY. AND IT HAS PASSED UNTO YOU, ACCORDING TO YOUR GRIEVOUS SINS, THE SENTENCE OF EXECUTION!"
*fists my bro* bro its a metaphor because im fucking you with my fucking fist. metaphor. im straight
i think im gonna lay down…………
THE LAW! you all thought i was going to bed! justice never sleeps, haha suckers
SNAILS EAT WORMS
why yes they do
and it’s fucking terrifying
I could have gone the rest of my life without seeing that.
I had a snail phase at one point