prinxesvlynn:

1000punks:

talkingtrashcan:

cultcouture:

Spring

Ive lost breath. Im dying and spinning into a void.

eyebrow game: dangerous

god DAMN

beatlesblaine:

the price of a popcorn and soda at target: $1.99

the price of a popcorn and soda at the movies: an entire month’s rent and your first born child

excadrill:

the look

cooldudebro:

*gets changed right in front of the window because i love to give back to the community*

b0mbb:

If you send me long texts to wake up to, you’ll have my heart

"AGATHA PRENDERGHAST OF HIS MAJESTY’S PROVINCE OF MASSACHUSETTS, ON THIS DAY, YOU HAVE BEEN ARRAIGNED FOR CRIMES OF WITCHCRAFT. WITNESSED BY THOSE WHOSE TESTIMONIES HAVE BEEN HEARD. YOU HAVE, BY THIS COURT, BEEN FOUND GUILTY. AND IT HAS PASSED UNTO YOU, ACCORDING TO YOUR GRIEVOUS SINS, THE SENTENCE OF EXECUTION!"

sillycacti:

*fists my bro* bro its a metaphor because im fucking you with my fucking fist. metaphor. im straight 

coolscar:

coolscar:

i think im gonna lay down…………

THE LAW! you all thought i was going to bed! justice never sleeps, haha suckers

cheekily:

christmastree-cake:

seashellies:

purrityring:

momofficial:

SNAILS EAT WORMS

why yes they do

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and it’s fucking terrifying

I could have gone the rest of my life without seeing that.

I had a snail phase at one point

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